Aed jokes
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.
Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.
Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.
Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.
Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
I tried to eat ass once. The donkeys got one hell of a kick!
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!
What is red, white, and blue all over?
A dead cop.
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...
Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.
A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.
Jane ate her friend’s sandwich.
Jane ate her friend’s colon.
"Go frick a cow!"
"I already fricked your mother."
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
You were born on a highway in a car crash, I wonder why.
A woman exclaims that she was robbed. She was reading in the dark, candles were next to her. She says the thief opens her cabin of jewelry and leaves and enters from the window. He left the window open so she feels a drift of wind coming towards her. She turns the lights on and sees what happened.
The candle wax was going down straight. A policeman closes the window and cabin then tells her she's lying just for the cash reward. Why?
Because if the drift of wind came in, the candle wax would be dripping to the side, not straight!
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!