Aed jokes
Having a stroke?
Stop it!
Cheese, gimme cheese!
(inspired by a friend)
I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."
Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
I watch my parents sleep with a knife in my hands. Only got caught once.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
I ate a man because he was dead!
Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."
A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.