Aed jokes
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."
I have a joke about doors, but you can't handle it!😂
Don’t criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes.
So, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you’ll have their shoes.
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Imagine Africans during a solar eclipse...
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
300? You are a 3.0.
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.