Aed jokes
Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers
"You are stupid. You can’t even ride a baby pony!"
A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why do people think Jesus is going to come back? He wasn’t nailed to a fucking boomerang!
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
How do you name a disabled Asian?
Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.
Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop and asked: "Do you have chocolate filled ice cream?"
The man replies: "We are out of that, sorry, we are almost out of every single flavor, do you want me to get you a vanilla filled one?"
Johnny replies: "Sure."
After that, the man asks for Johnny's phone and goes to back of the store. 5 minutes later, the man comes with an ice cream and Johnny's phone.
Johnny asks: "How much for the ice cream?"
The man replies: "Nothing, it's on the house."
After Johnny ate his delicious ice cream, he searched for his watch history. And then Johnny realized the flavor of the ice cream.
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby, what makes no baby?
Two swallows.
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.
I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.