Aed jokes
There’s no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in cunt.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
Lucas is a baby, a little girl, ooo!
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
Am I a guard or a guava?
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The silence.
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.