Aed jokes
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mother's day card for his mum. The second he saw it, he burst out crying...
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
Who is the best at musical chairs?
The kid in the wheelchair.
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
How do computers get drunk?
They take a screenshot.
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
I'm a rapist.
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
For so long, I thought I was a Gemini, apparently I'm Cancer!
Little Johnny is such a woos.
My mom left me at a very young age.
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
Today I found out that my cat got hit by a car accident. Well, I guess I'm gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again. It's not like anyone will notice.