Aed jokes
Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
I bought a book for my blind friend.
I was digging a hole in the garden until I found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered I was digging a hole in the garden.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
if priests were on Twitter, they would tweet, "He's a 10 but he's 10."
Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.
Call this for a gay old time! 0275535101
After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?
A: Oops, I dropped my lollipop!
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
I rate my dad as a pilot 9 out of 11.