Aed jokes
A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"
Dad said, "It is, Son."
Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.
How do you know if spaghetti is a boy or a girl? It's meatballs.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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If Hitler had a cooking channel: Step one... Turn on the gas.
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
None of these are jokes... they're all facts!
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV.
His daughter comes in and says, "Dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head." "Cool," Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said, "Dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Awesome," Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said, "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!!!"
I am the worst joke ever. Get it? My whole life is a joke.
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
Jesus and Satan are just basically Homer and Flanders. One tries to help the other, only for Satan to just say, "Shut up!"
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.