Aed jokes
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
Today there was a line to punch me.
Yeah, that was the punch line.
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.
If lint comes from pockets, where does a cockroach come from?
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.
I guess it was a bad delivery.
My wife Jean is happy, 😊 pretty, 😍 and pregnant,🤰 boy, 👦 am I glad 😊 I bought her 👩 a new whirlpool washer and dryer.
Washer: $249.95 Dryer: $199.95
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."
Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.
He really shook things up today.
I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded though💀.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.