Aed jokes
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
Suicide is just freedom, life is just full of pain... Sometimes if you're gone maybe somebody might notice. Feels like life is a maze and the only way to leave is the exit. Nobody notices your pain, your suffering, and that you try your best though everyone notices your mistakes. Life just feels like everyone hates you. Life for me is just faking smiles, I'm not sure how everyone lives such a good life.
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
What's the difference between a priest and a rapist?
(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?
My dad is now a milkman.
Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......
After a suicide joke say, "Don't leave me hanging, or I'll cut it out."
My friend called me a dick earlier. I said, "You are what you eat." He then proceeded to run away from me.
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain.
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?