Aed jokes
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
How do you get away with rape and incest in California?
Say you identify as a woman. Fact: It's actually legal to rape your daughter if you are a woman in California.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
How do you surprise a 50-year-old man? By putting a 12-inch dick through his ass.
He said, "Best surprise ever!"
Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?
"This is a nice reflection!"