Aed jokes
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
What's a suicide bomber's biggest fear?
Dying alone.
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGIOUS EXTREMIST BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.
Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?
One is allowed in the house.
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self-control.
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"
I'm a poor Indian, please help me.
An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass-produced coffin in a pre-buried grave dug by machinery that is then filled by mourners.
What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?
The guy that gave it to him.
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.