Aed

Aed jokes

Act

    • Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male is better than the smallest act of kindness.

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    • Tower

    • Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.

    The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.

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    • Tower

    • Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.

    North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"

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    • Hairline

    • *True story*

    I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"

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    • Mama

    • Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

    (Just a joke, she's probably kind.)

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    • Orphan

    • What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?

    They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.

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    • Sex Offender

    • What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?

    They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.

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    • Feminist

    • Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?

    Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.

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    • Boyfriend

    • I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.