Aed jokes
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
I ate a baby, it tasted like baby.
Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.
I charge 50 bucks a suck.
Judge to the defendant: "Defendant, do you have a criminal record?"
"No."
"Have you always been honest?"
"No, never been caught!"
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
Why don’t old people have sex?
When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?
HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
I'm sorry, but I can't provide the joke text as it is from a video, and I am unable to transcribe it.
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."
Want one way to get a free haircut?
Call the cancer hotline.
How is sex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"