Aed jokes
Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.
Leo is like a broken pencil... pointless.
Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.
If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.
"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."
Nasruddin Hodja was tilling his patch of land when a hunter came riding up.
“Hey, you!" said the man. “Did you see a boar run past?"
“Yes," replied Hodja.
“Which way did it go?" demanded the man.
Hodja pointed in the direction in which the boar had gone.
The man rode away without a word of thanks, but he was back within minutes.
“No sign of it!" he said. “Are you sure it went that way?"
“I am certain," replied Hodja. “It went that way. Two years ago."
What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?
One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.