Aed jokes
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never had a lentil on my face.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!
Shit! My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs! I've been his customer for 4 years, but I had no idea he was a barber.
Doctor: "I'm sorry, but you suffer from a terminal illness and only have 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean 10? 10 what? months? weeks?"
Doctor: "9, 8, 7..."
Yo mama so dumb, when the bartender said "beer is on the house" she grabbed a ladder.
"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!