Aed jokes
He might have been a Fortnite player. Respect him.
How does Stephen Hawking take a shit? He logs out.
What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!
What's about 12 inches long, has a purple head, and can make women scream all night?
Cot death.
What's two lesbians in a tent?
A finger hut.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.
They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
What's red and bubbly and scratches at the microwave glass?
A baby in the microwave!
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet, it is a shame he could not create a longer-lasting battery.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
A young blonde woman fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a shop and buys a handgun.
The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. The hysterical blonde tells her husband: "Shut up... you're next!"
Three Europeans come to America. They are all captured by Native Americans, who want to kill them. But the Europeans beg to have their lives spared. The Native Americans agree not to kill them on one condition: the Europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit, and they will be informed what to do with it.
So the first guy comes back with a peach. The Native American says, "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass and he laughs, and the Native Americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The Native American tells him the same thing. He laughs, and the Native American kills him.
They both see each other in heaven, and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach, and peaches are fuzzy, so that's why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?" The second guy says, “Oh yeah, I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a BANANA!!"
How do you get a baby out of a blender?
With Doritos!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?
A. Because he has excellent string theory.
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?
Helliphino!
Your life? Wanna hear a sadder one?
My life.