Aed jokes
Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.
The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.
The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.
What am I?
A: A baby.
Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed, but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop.
He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital. Apparently, the doctor said to the nurse, "You can discharge Mr. Hawking now," so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.
What's an edible part of a wheelchair?
A vegetable!
Q: Why did frosty pull down his pants?
A: He heard the snowblower coming.
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
What do you call an animal underground? A fossil.
Never invest in funerals. It's a dying industry.
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
How do you kill a little boy?
You throw him between two Catholic priests.
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A baby in 10 trash cans.
I would tell you a joke about pizza,
but it's too cheesy.
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.
If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.
Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: A stamp.
Well, I don't have a joke but... I have a poem.
My dick is red, your pussy is blue. I... lied to you.
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."