Aed jokes
What's an edible part of a wheelchair?
A vegetable!
Q: Why did frosty pull down his pants?
A: He heard the snowblower coming.
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
What do you call an animal underground? A fossil.
Never invest in funerals. It's a dying industry.
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
How do you kill a little boy?
You throw him between two Catholic priests.
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A baby in 10 trash cans.
I would tell you a joke about pizza,
but it's too cheesy.
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.
If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.
Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: A stamp.
Well, I don't have a joke but... I have a poem.
My dick is red, your pussy is blue. I... lied to you.
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."
He might have been a Fortnite player. Respect him.
How does Stephen Hawking take a shit? He logs out.
What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.