Aed jokes
What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, I will kill your family.
When do you take a cow to the movies?
On a mooo-vie!
A father is talking to his three kids.
Kid 1: Why is my name Rose?
Dad: Because when you were a kid, a rose fell on your head.
Kid 2: Why is my name Lily?
Dad: Because a lily fell on your head when you were a baby.
Kid 3: Auughhghhhggghhh!
Dad: Oh hey, Brick.
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
"Emmy and Thomas sitting in a tree."
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
I was gonna tell a rumor about butter, but I don’t want to spread it.
I was gonna tell you a pun about a bin but,
bin there, done that.
Two nuns in a bath.
Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.
Me and my cancer
Are like a game of Fortnite.
I’ll never win.
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell.
Why did Anna give Carson a blowjob?
He made her.
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
One day me and my friend Howard the duck went into the bar. I ordered a drink. Howard told the waiter to put it on his... BILL.
One day I had the munchies, so I ate a clock. It was very... time consuming.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
Craig Duncan is a child soldier with bad breath and has killed 5 people (on Fortnite).