Aed jokes

What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.

My brother has a fucking ass and I wake up to him twerking.

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What do you call a skeleton's egg?

An egg-i-BONE!

What do you call a skeleton's omelet?

A bonelet.

I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.

I was voting for Trump in the 2016 election. It's been a while since the last presidential assassination...

Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.

I was in the car, and I got out and saw a deer walking sexy, and I'm like, "What the..."

How bad is explosive diarrhea when a Muslim has it? Because my Chipotle blew up yesterday.

Why are Bengalis so fishy?

Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.

At what speed is the curry going at?

In a hurry to the curry, man!

Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?

A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.

What’s wrong with a gay bbq?

All the hotdogs taste like shit.

Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.

Two female mice met and one spoke:

"Yesterday I met a mouse. He was black, and he had wings, and he had some cool, sharp teeth. He said he only ate at night."

Other mouse: "Umm... that's a bat."

"That asshole! He told me that he is a pilot!"

Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.

They took him to PC World for repairs.

Never tell an orphan about a family matter; they wouldn't understand.

Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-

Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.

What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!