Aed jokes
Types "I'm not a robot" on computer.
Son, we are geniuses!
What did the airplane say to the paper plane? Why do you look like a wimp?
Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."
My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.
I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.
My mom gave me a box of chocolates, and she said life is like a box of chocolates, but then it kind of tastes like dog shit.
What's a zig zag and made of wood?
Stephen's coffin.
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.
A mouse is just like a ball bearing.
Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
Jack and Jill popped some pills to get a little tipsy.
Jack got a surprise and bloodshot eyes because Jill gave him a roofie.
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.
A happy little girl was running on the grass. She saw two gay guys kissing in a blank space, and she started crying. The two gay guys heard her crying, and then they asked her: "Why are you crying?" The little girl answered: "This is the first time I see an unnatural nature."
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A nun went to the pub and ordered a gin. The bartender said to her, "I thought nuns weren’t allowed to drink?" and she said, "Not usually, but I am doing the bishop a favor."
The bartender then asked if she was coming to the music evening, and she said, "No, I am with the bishop tonight."
What do a blonde and a cow have in common?
They're both fat af.
A Russian walked into a bar... unlucky for him, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
You're at your girlfriend's house for a family dinner. Your GF says, "Daddy, please pass me the salt," when you and her father begin to reach for the salt.
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week. I guess you could say it was a brief case.
My name is Bob, and I am a cow.
My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.