Aed jokes

Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?

Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.

How do you spot an English man in Quebec?

A square head.

I just stepped on a corn flake. I'm officially a cereal killer.

I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.

I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.

My dog kept chasing people on a bike. Eventually, it got so bad I had to take his bike away.

A mom says to her son: "Hey, can you wave to that deaf kid over there?"

The son: "I don't know, can I?"

The mom: "May you?"

The son: "No, I don't have any arms!"

Salman Rushdie got a new book out.

It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."

Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.

Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.

Q: What do you call a clean idiot?

A: Soap on a Dope.

Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.

Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"

Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

Yo' mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

Yo' mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

Why was the dog staying in the shade?

Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!

A cow was walking down the road, and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky, so it said, "That is an a-moo-zing cloud!"

What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!

In Mario, it is called a Zoomba, but if it was real, it would be a boomba.

I went into a forest with my sharp laptop with F13. Now I'm a real HACKER.