Aed jokes
I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, and all I need is U.
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
How do you make a baby float?
You take your foot off its head.
When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
There are sexiest women in politics.
They should be in a car showroom.
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture?
The cowch (couch).
Hey mylady.
Hey bro.
Me mylady.
Me a bro.
This Fairy Tail shirt is only $9.99! Guess you can say that's a fair retail.
Q: What is the opposite of 'Dominos'?
A: Domi doesn't know!
A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight." He was a priest.
My friend looks like a homeless, thanks for the jokes.
What's the difference between me and my best friends?
At least one of us has a house.
what is the fastest land animal? the last chicken in a Kenyan village.
Q) What do trees call deforestation?
A) TREASON!
A drunk walks out of a bar late at night and sees a nun walking past on the footpath. He utters something hateful to himself as he begins running, building momentum before launching himself at the nun, catching her with a massive superman punch to the back of the head, knocking her tumbling brutally to the pavement.
He proceeded with a swift kicking to the nun's ribs and spine before grabbing the nun by the scruff of her habit and lifting her limp to her feet till face to face. Looking the nun dead in her eyes with menace, the drunk victoriously growled, "You're not so bloody tough tonight, are ya, Batman?"
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"