Aed jokes
What does a woman do when she leaves the battered women's shelter?
"Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her."
Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date.
Hot water look a**.
What's a priest's favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe.
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
Why was the giraffe late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
I have a friend named Mole.
She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...
I'm hard right now.
'Cause you're a DICKstraction. ;)
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
What can you build with people? A boat!
Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?
A: Because it tasted like shit.
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
Q: Do you know the quadratic formula?
A: Duhhh!
Comment: Then solve it!
Formula: -b ± √(b2 - 4ac) / 2a
Q: Why are morbid jokes so cruel?
A: Because they are!
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
I went to the eye doctor and I couldn't read. They showed me a picture of a birthday cake and I thought it was a menorah!
What's the difference between a club and a bar?
I can only get dead hookers from the club alleyways.