Aed jokes
So what is the difference between a real doctor and a doctor of philosophy?
One cures the sick and the other makes them sick!
Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
What is a dog with only two legs? A human.
What is a dog that is Christmas?
A Christmas tree dog!
What is a great 👍 for?
Fun.
What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.
What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one.
What is a bus driver that does not work? A useless one!
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
What is a milk?
Milk!!!!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌
What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.
What is a playground that is old?
A rotten playground.
What kind of nut hates baseball? A nut that’s sick.
Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
What brings kids to school every day?
A school bus 🚌.