Aed jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"
The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."
Damn, bitch, you got a big ass for a head!
I was just sitting down when all of a sudden she screamed, "Help!"
I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.
What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking, JK Rowling.
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
I'm starting a clown shoe store.
It's no small feat! :oD
What's bald and can't grow no hair?
A kid with cancer.
Husband: "I think I might take a picture of your breasts and frame it."
Wife: "I think I'll take a picture of your penis and enlarge it."
I'm not completely useless; I can be used as a bad example.
Roses are red, my blood is too, And I've been seeing it a lot more, since I've lost you.
Apparently, rock bottom has a basement.... :\
"I love you, you too. I-eeeeeee was the night. Time is it when you you get a typical sleep night. Is oooooooo, is it a walk home was the night night and a tree is it?"
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.
What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.
Why are dolphins so smart?
Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.