Aed jokes
People who put jokes on here re: Depression are really not nice people, you yourselves are a fucking joke. 😩👎
Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.
Q: Why was the potty sad?
A: Diarrhea
I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.
Here are some rules to make a good joke:
1: Don't say “my life.”
2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.
3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).
What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?
A school bus filled with children.
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
What is the difference between a wheelchair and a walker?
What is the difference between the human rights act and a home?
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
How do you eat a cake?
With a fork!
What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?
“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”
There was once a kid named Timmy. His father and mother went to bed one night and didn't hear or see Timmy come with them.
They all get under the covers. Timmy, still unnoticed, looks under the covers and lets out a blood-curdling scream. "MOMMY, WATCH OUT! THERE IS A SNAKE GOING INTO YOUR BIG BLACK HAIRY BUSH!" And he proceeds to say, "DON'T WORRY MOMMY, I'LL GET IT!" And he takes his father's penis in his mouth and chomps down.
Now I want you to think what their breakfast conversation was the next morning.
I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.
What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?
The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.