Aed jokes
One time a man climbed a mountain and saw a guy.
"Who are you?"
"I am mountain man!"
What did the poop say to the toilet paper? “You’re on a roll!”
A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
A nucleus walked into a bar. He asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”
When you throw paper at a hill, you can say, "Hey, look, it is like Kobe's helicopter!"
You know a piranha can devour a small child in 30 seconds. Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?
Pour bleach on it.
What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
The only profession where one could have coronavirus and still go to work is a suicide terrorist.
What is the difference between the human rights act and a dad?
Hi I did a...
From your Dad.
I won’t be back for a while, it’s a very long line.
Why did the dog 🐶 wake up tired?
It had a ruff night. 😂
What is your car? What was your time today after I had dinner night and night sleep night? Is it a night for you and a dinner night? Night dinner night? Was the snow? I had dinner night night dinner.
The next sentence is telling the truth. The previous sentence is telling a lie.
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂
If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)