Aed jokes
Why did Leah throw the butter out of the window? To see a butterfly!
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
8 bit: Are you ok?
7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...
Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)
What do you call a scared octopus?
A octopussy.
Armless child: Can you give me a hand??
Me: Ok.
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.
Sadly, he didn't see it coming.
A drunk walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman at the other end of the bar and says, "Bartender, I want to buy that douchebag a drink."
The bartender says, "You can't talk like that! This is a respectable establishment, I'm going to throw you out!"
The drunk says, "Okay, I'm sorry. I'd like to buy the lady a drink."
The bartender goes to where the woman is sitting and says, "The, ah, gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you a drink, what will it be?"
She says, "Vinegar and water."
Wanna me to show you a joke?
*Points at face* Funny, right?
Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried to touch it that night, next day I went to court.
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."
What did a
One time a man climbed a mountain and saw a guy.
"Who are you?"
"I am mountain man!"
What did the poop say to the toilet paper? “You’re on a roll!”
A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
A nucleus walked into a bar. He asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”
When you throw paper at a hill, you can say, "Hey, look, it is like Kobe's helicopter!"
You know a piranha can devour a small child in 30 seconds. Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.