Aed jokes
Robert Scott is a NumNut.
Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?
Because she had a make-up exam.
I did have a good [time].
I did a good job of being home from school.
Stephanie has a magic.
What is the difference between a comma and a period?
A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.
What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?
I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.
Stephanie has a great thumb!
What is a bus 🚌?
What is the difference between the human race and a leaky faucet?
I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home, there were signs everywhere.
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
Hitler was a nazi.
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?
A fat nun.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
My depressed mom looks good hanging from a tree.
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.