Aed jokes
What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?
No one stops sucking.
Say yes if you wanna fuck.
Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
What's a depressed kid's favorite holiday?.... Christmas because everything is hanging.
What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.
Why did Leah throw the butter out of the window? To see a butterfly!
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
8 bit: Are you ok?
7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...
Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)
What do you call a scared octopus?
A octopussy.
Armless child: Can you give me a hand??
Me: Ok.
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.
Sadly, he didn't see it coming.
A drunk walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman at the other end of the bar and says, "Bartender, I want to buy that douchebag a drink."
The bartender says, "You can't talk like that! This is a respectable establishment, I'm going to throw you out!"
The drunk says, "Okay, I'm sorry. I'd like to buy the lady a drink."
The bartender goes to where the woman is sitting and says, "The, ah, gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you a drink, what will it be?"
She says, "Vinegar and water."
Wanna me to show you a joke?
*Points at face* Funny, right?
Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried to touch it that night, next day I went to court.
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."
What did a