Adult jokes
Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead kids?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
What is you main food?
Me: Pizza cause I'm cheesy.
Friend: Chocolate chips cause I have a lot of friends.
Girlfriend: Donut cause I have a lot of cream.
Sometimes I have this incredible urge to grab a child from school and yell, "I'm you from the future!"
A boy was following me for 8 years, even into the stall. I finally told him I’m not gay.
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
What has two left legs 🦵 but can’t walk? An airport.
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow.
Q: Where does a one-legged waitress work?
A: IHOP.
Bonjour all ;-) , nd here a frog ( French) joke lol.
Qui a inventé le mètre et qui a inventé le centimètre? (Who invented the meter, and who invented the centimeter?)
Answer: Adam à inventé le mêtre, parce qu'il voulait le (mettre) de dans... (Adam invented the meter because he wanted to put it in).
Eve à inventée le centimetre, parce qu'elle voulait, le sentir-metre (centimetre) Eve invented the centimeter, because she wanted to feel it when going in...
What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.
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What do you call a grown-up orphan? Homeless.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some marijuana. Jack got high and slapped her thigh and said "you know you wanna". Jill said yes, pulled down her dress, and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
Your mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!
If your parents ever accuse you of lying... Say, "You're the one who told me about Santa Claus!"