Why did the poop cross the street .why. Because it was trying to get in the toilet
Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!
Whats the difference between a lamboi and a pile of dead kids ... i don't have a lambo in my garage
What is you main food Me:pizza cause i'm cheesy Friend: Chocolate chips cause i have a lot of friends Girlfriend: donut cause i have a lot of cream
Sometimes i have this incredible urge to grab a child from school and yell
"IM YOU FROM THE FUTURE"
A boy was following me for 8 years even in to the stall I finally told him I’m not gay
Q.What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common? A.They're both really short.
What has two left legs 🦵 but can’t walk? An airport
Why did the golfer change his pants because he got hole in one
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster
Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn
where do you find the best comedians? in the funny farm!
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow
Q: where does a one legged waitress work A: IHOP
Bonjour all ;-) , nd here a frog ( French) joke lol. qui a inventé le mètre et qui a inventé le centimètre? (who invented the meter, and who invented the centimeter ?) Answer: Adam à inventé le mêtre , parce qu'il voulait le (mettre) de dans ...(Adam invented the meter because he wanted to put it in). Eve à inventée le centimetre, parce qu'elle voulait, le sentir- metre ( centimetre) Eve invented the centimeter, because she wanted to fill it when going in...
What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative, nothing they both make you cry when you look at it
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What do you call a grown up orphan? Homeless
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some marijuana. Jack got high and slapped her thigh and said "you know you wanna". Jill said yes, pulled down her dress, and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
your mama so stupid she took a spoon to the Superbowl
