What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!
Hi, this is John's Pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce!
How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?
Pour bleach on it.
Little Johnny was eating dinner with his family. His mother went around the table and asked, "Mark, what would you like to eat?" Mark said, "I'd like some fucking potatoes." *SMACK*! Mother slapped Mark. She then asked Suzie, "What would you like to eat?" "Well, I'd like some fucking potatoes," said Suzie. *SMAACK*! She slapped Suzie. "Okay, Johnny, what would you like to eat?" "Well.... I sure as hell don't want no fucking potatoes."
I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper, stocking up from the Coronavirus, but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea? Lol, why y’all be buying toilet paper, now I am just confused.
Why did the poop cross the street? Because it was trying to get in the toilet.
Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!
Whats the difference between a lamboi and a pile of dead kids ... i don't have a lambo in my garage
What is you main food Me:pizza cause i'm cheesy Friend: Chocolate chips cause i have a lot of friends Girlfriend: donut cause i have a lot of cream
Sometimes I have this incredible urge to grab a child from school and yell, "I'm you from the future!"
A boy was following me for 8 years, even into the stall. I finally told him I’m not gay.
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
What has two left legs 🦵 but can’t walk? An airport
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow.
Q: Where does a one-legged waitress work?
A: IHOP.
Bonjour all ;-) , nd here a frog ( French) joke lol.
Qui a inventé le mètre et qui a inventé le centimètre? (Who invented the meter, and who invented the centimeter?)
Answer: Adam à inventé le mêtre, parce qu'il voulait le (mettre) de dans... (Adam invented the meter because he wanted to put it in).
Eve à inventée le centimetre, parce qu'elle voulait, le sentir-metre (centimetre) Eve invented the centimeter, because she wanted to feel it when going in...
