Adult jokes

Happiness.

What's the best thing about having sex with a 26-year-old?

There's 20 of them.

Your mum!

What's the best part about having sex with twenty-seven year olds?

There's twenty of them!

Cunt.

How is spinach like anal sex?

If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.

My life.