GRAVEYARD SAVINGS: While leafing through our local newspaper, I noticed this classified ad: “For sale: one used tombstone. Splendid opportunity for a family named Dingle.”

A kid is watching tv and sees an ad about adopting an animal,he then turns to his mother and says “do we have to adopt a donkey” “no” replied the mom, “but we decided to do it…we adopted you”.

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Who invented carbonated water?

The Germans, nobody else would think of adding gas!

Did you know why they added Alexa for Steven hawkins

Someone is adding dirt to my garden! The plot thickens!

I added Paul Walker on my Xbox but all he does is sits on the dashboard

My stepmom kicked me out of the house because was I was raped and got pregnant. I kicked her to death because she had sex ad gave birth to my rapist stepbrother.

Why are blind people so good ad being a jedi? They are always swinging a stick

When you try to close an google ad because it was covering content, but it was covered by “ad closed by google.”

Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water

Who else would think of adding gas