I added Paul Walker on my Xbox, but all he does is sit on the dashboard.
My stepmom kicked me out of the house because I was raped and got pregnant. I kicked her to death because she had sex and gave birth to my rapist stepbrother.
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called "The Non-Stop Dancer." It is very funny, but it is made even funnier by Dudley Moore's drunken and stoned laughter through the song.
One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio, but they are ad-libbing and extremely drunk.
When you try to close a Google ad because it was covering content, but it was covered by "Ad closed by Google."
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
