Someone is adding dirt to my garden!
The plot thickens!
I added Paul Walker on my Xbox, but all he does is sit on the dashboard.
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called "The Non-Stop Dancer." It is very funny, but it is made even funnier by Dudley Moore's drunken and stoned laughter through the song.
One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio, but they are ad-libbing and extremely drunk.
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?