How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
Where do smart hotdogs end up?
On the honor roll!
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
Helen Keller is so Helen Keller-y that nobody will be as good as Helen Keller.
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
One day I was going home, and 7 married men came to me and said, "You should be proud of your sister." I asked why. They told me it was the best that they ever had, and we got your sister a trophy.
So I went home, my sister said, "Look at my trophy I earned." The trophy said "The Best Blow Jobs." As a bro, I couldn’t be more prouder.
Why is it that the Libertarian Party never had a formal president of the united states that ran as a Libertarian that had a presidential library? Because the Libertarian Party is the party of principle, the Libertarian Party was founded in 1971 and the Libertarian Party has not won a presidential election since 1972, because the Libertarian Party doesn't believe in using force to achieved political and social goals
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I was in a maze and I got to the end and they congratulated me. I said that was a-maze-ing!
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
The Blonde got a Ph.D.?
Yeah, like that would ever happen.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Why did the boy get a koala? He had the koalafications.
OMG guys, I finally did it. I made a head slicey boy. I have headless.
I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.
Why are orphans so successful When they where told to go big or go home they only had one option
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!
I scored.
