Achievement jokes
Why am I so successful?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.
At least Stephen Hawking does something.
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What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
He won the no-Bell prize.
I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu.
Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.
Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.
The answer is 0.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?
Chocolate arm.
I once did an exam on rainbows. I passed with flying colors.
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! 😂😂😂
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What's Africa's greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 World Cup...
I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
Why did the African win the food eating contest?
Beginner's luck.
A man finds his son climbing the roof of his house. The kid kept using all sorts of material to climb up, but the dad didn't pay much attention.
Next day the kid went to the state tower and kept climbing using some adhesive gloves. The dad asks his son for a second time: "Son! Why are you doing this?" The son replies: "You told me to aim up high!"