Achievement

Achievement Jokes

Syndrome

What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?

Impossible!

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  • Math

    Learn math the easiest way from Pendu.

    Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.

    Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.

    The answer is 0.

    Pizza

    Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?

    A: They're both cheesy.

    Boy Scout

    I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.

    Guy

    Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?

    He won the no-Bell prize.

    Inspiration

    Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?

    She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!

    Social media

    Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, every time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3

    Son

    A man finds his son climbing the roof of his house. The kid kept using all sorts of material to climb up, but the dad didn't pay much attention.

    Next day the kid went to the state tower and kept climbing using some adhesive gloves. The dad asks his son for a second time: "Son! Why are you doing this?" The son replies: "You told me to aim up high!"

    Fitness

    My fitness guru said that if I got raped, it would help me in future marathons.