Achievement jokes

What’s better than Stephen Hawking?

Stephen walking.

What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?

Impossible!

The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.

There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.

At least Stephen Hawking does something.

Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?

He won the no-Bell prize.

I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.

Learn math the easiest way from Pendu.

Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.

Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.

The answer is 0.

What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?

WALKING!

Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?

A: They're both cheesy.

What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.

What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?

Chocolate arm.

Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.

Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?

She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!

Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, every time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3

What is better than a paralympic gold medal?

Walking! 😂😂😂

I once did an exam on rainbows. I passed with flying colors.

What's Africa's greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 World Cup...

I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents told me the sky was the limit.

Why did the African win the food eating contest?

Beginner's luck.

A man finds his son climbing the roof of his house. The kid kept using all sorts of material to climb up, but the dad didn't pay much attention.

Next day the kid went to the state tower and kept climbing using some adhesive gloves. The dad asks his son for a second time: "Son! Why are you doing this?" The son replies: "You told me to aim up high!"