Achievement jokes
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
Someday you'll go far.
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
I scored.
Who needs parents to be great?
I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.
I saw a trophy in my sister's room. So I said congratulations on your cheer leading. My sister said I didn't win the trophy for cheer leading, so I asked why. My sister said I won because I give the best jobs.
What’s better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
When this guy fell off a cliff, he got an A+ for egg-cellence!
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke? I heard he got the Nobel Prize.
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time!
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.