Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
I tripped over my wife’s bra. It was a booby trap!
(knock knock) whos there, Accident, accident who, accident you
Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN
your moma is so fat that when she egged the twin towers she threw a airplane on accident.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek–a-boo accident? To the I.C.U.
True story: my math teacher mr.ueberoth accidently marked a kahoot as 100 points in googleclass room instead of 10 if he doesnt find out the grades will be more hyper inflated than zimbobwa’s economy.
one day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said,"First time?"
I felt a window break once. It was pane-full!
As the car crashed, someone said, "I see a light!"
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
I had the best butterfingers yesterday.
I dropped it.
My Butterfingers slipped.
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
Last night I slipped on a banana.
My friend said it was a-peeling!
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
