Get Well Soon Deer

A dead deer lies on the side of a road next to a sidewalk. A string is attached to the deer, leading up to a balloon that says 'GET WELL SOON!'. A car is driving on the road in the background.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Okay, listen up, buttercup. You put a "GET WELL SOON!" balloon on a deer that's clearly, undeniably, completely... dead. Dead things don't get well. They stay dead. It's like giving a 'congratulations' card to a tree stump. You gotta be a special kind of... well, you know. BASED fact: You probably think zombies are just people feeling under the weather.

Comments (3)

United Kingdom UK

11 months ago

I bet the car in the back did that

Willy b

6 months ago

He is just taking a nap

Jagged Zonkey

7 days ago

Brilliant xmas carol: "I Came Upon a Roadkill Deer" from the album Twisted Christmas by Bob Rivers, a parodied version of the traditional carol "It Came Upon a Midnight Clear".