Able to jokes
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
It’s too bad G won’t be able to follow in Kobe’s footsteps and rape a hotel employee but not serve one minute in jail.
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
Have you heard about the awesome fruit race?
The lettuce was ahead, but the tomato was able to ketchup!
You know why I hate paper? It's TEAR-able to the environment.
Me: I want to be a stand-up comedian.
Friend: You have to be able to stand up.
Why did the Polish Roman Catholic priest remove zippers from the pants of gay men in the LGBT community?
Because he lost his key to his house and he was desperate to get back inside of his house and he thought that one of keys to their zippers would be able to unlock the door of his house.
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
Danny just bought a new game from Steam for a penny.
About one hour later, Danny asks his mother: "Mom, I am not able to start the game."
Mom asked, "Why?"
Danny answers: "It says 'Press any key' on the screen, but I can't find an 'Any' button on my keyboard."
I don't joke about paraplegics; they wouldn't be able to stand up for themselves.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
My middle name is Brian. I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out "Johnny Brain Walker" was incorrect.
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
Most people my age have had sex. Not my fault I'm not able to fit in.
If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.
If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?
If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.
Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!