Qualification

Qualification Jokes

Koala

Why aren't koalas actual bears?

Because they don't meet the koalafications.

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  • Degree

    What's worse than having an honorary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and having an honorary degree from Harvard.

    Job Interview

    A man goes into a job interview and sits down.

    The interviewer is looking over his resume and says, "I see here that there's a 4-year gap on your resume. What were you doing?"

    The man says, "Oh, that was when I went to Yale!"

    The interviewer is impressed and says, "That's great! You're hired!"

    The man smiles. "Really? I'm so glad, because I really need this Yob."

    Koala

    Why did the manager hire the marsupial?

    Because he was koala-fied!

    Koala

    Why is the koala not a bear?

    It doesn't have the right koalafications.