Why didn't the koala make the finals? It got diskoalafied.
Why aren't koalas actual bears?
Because they don't meet the koalafications.
What's worse than having an honorary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and having an honorary degree from Harvard.
A man goes into a job interview and sits down.
The interviewer is looking over his resume and says, "I see here that there's a 4-year gap on your resume. What were you doing?"
The man says, "Oh, that was when I went to Yale!"
The interviewer is impressed and says, "That's great! You're hired!"
The man smiles. "Really? I'm so glad, because I really need this Yob."
Why did the manager hire the marsupial?
Because he was koala-fied!
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.
How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?
1979.
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."
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