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When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."
Why was the Koala Bear so clever?
Because he had good koalifications!
A man goes into a job interview and sits down.
The interviewer is looking over his resume and says, "I see here that there's a 4-year gap on your resume. What were you doing?"
The man says, "Oh, that was when I went to Yale!"
The interviewer is impressed and says, "That's great! You're hired!"
The man smiles. "Really? I'm so glad, because I really need this Yob."
You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.
Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications.
Why did the manager hire the marsupial?
Because he was koala-fied!
How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?
1979.
What did a
300? You are a 3.0.
Queen, (DYM 86)
Queen
Why didn't the koala make the finals? It got diskoalafied.
What's worse than having an honorary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and having an honorary degree from Harvard.
Why aren't koalas actual bears?
Because they don't meet the koalafications.
