Why didn't the koala make the finals?. It got diskoalafide
Why aren't koalas actual bears? Because they dont meet the koalafications
What's worse than having an honourary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and haveing a honourary degree from Harvard.
A man goes into a job interview and sits down. The interviewer is looking over his resume and says, "I see here that there's a 4-year gap on your resume. What were you doing?" The man says, "Oh, that was when I went to Yale!" The interviewer is impressed and says, "That's great! You're hired!" The man smiles. "Really? I'm so glad, because I really need this Yob."
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied!
Why is the koala not a bear? It doesn't have the right koalafications.
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