Qualification jokes
You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."
Why did the manager hire the marsupial?
Because he was koala-fied!
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.
A man goes into a job interview and sits down.
The interviewer is looking over his resume and says, "I see here that there's a 4-year gap on your resume. What were you doing?"
The man says, "Oh, that was when I went to Yale!"
The interviewer is impressed and says, "That's great! You're hired!"
The man smiles. "Really? I'm so glad, because I really need this Yob."
What's worse than having an honorary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and having an honorary degree from Harvard.
How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?
1979.
Why aren't koalas actual bears?
Because they don't meet the koalafications.
Qualification Check:
Single
Taken
Friended ✔
Why was the Koala Bear so clever?
Because he had good koalifications!
Why didn't the koala make the finals? It got diskoalafied.
Anyone know how to get an A on the "An Inspector Calls" section of the GCSE paper?
What did a
Lucas is bronze 1 in RL.
300? You are a 3.0.
Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications.
