I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize why now she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her,but she was only able to give 50.
I've thought about suicide, but there's always been a part of me that knows I wouldn't be able to live with the decision
everyone is able to be stupid but your just abusing the privilege
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
I might not be able to make my bed but at least I can get out of it.
It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID
none of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently
you are able to travel to the anime world, believe me michael jackson did it
your head is so big it looks like traffic is able to fit on it
What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
full house
DR. what is wrong with me? You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married 10 times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative. He kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services. He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services. He said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing. Even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer. He understood the basic process, but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration. He thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing. Although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist. All he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist. All he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm going to get screwed!"
why was the kid not able to cross the hallway? answer: the school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
It’s too bad G won’t be able to follow in Kobe’s footsteps and rape a hotel employee but not serve one minute in jail
Have ya heard about the awesome fruit race? the lettuce was ahead but the tomato was able to ketchup!
You know why I hate paper? It's TEAR-able to the enviorment
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
After getting in the White House, D.Trump gets a letter.... ... from the Iranian president. He opens it and to his surprise there is a paper with a weird looking code on it:
370HSSV 0773H
All confused, Trump contacts the FBI and forwards the letter to them in hope they can figure out the meaning, but they weren't able to. Trump gets angry and sends the letter to both the CIA and NSA, and they also fail to figure out the meaning of the letter.
One of the agents suggest Trump to ask for MI6's help, so he does and few minutes after a British agent sends a fax to his secretary: Tell your president he was holding the letter upside down.
