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Able to Jokes

Don't criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes. So, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you’ll have their shoes.

*My mom trying to get me to do dishes*

Mom: I gave you life and you should be able to wash dishes.

Me: Why did you?

Mom: I was very drunk...

Explains a lot...

My dad died the other day but, i was able to hear his last words"son are you still holding the ladder"

One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?" The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"

Kelly Clarkson may be able to shed her weight [through pills], but she will never be able to shed the fact that she admitted herself that she molested her children when they were toddlers.

If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.

They believe they are equal to men right? So they are able to fight back right? Then prove it! My EQUALITEHHHHHHHH

A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.

my opinion on abortion is very divided like, on the one hand I like the idea of ​​killing babies but I'm not really into this thing about women being able to make choices

I've thought about suicide, but there's always been a part of me that knows I wouldn't be able to live with the decision

Man 1: Hey I heard you survived a school shooting, what was it like? Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere, I was only able to get a few of them.

I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!


according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black