If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.
Don't criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes. So, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you’ll have their shoes.
*My mom trying to get me to do dishes*
Mom: I gave you life and you should be able to wash dishes.
Me: Why did you?
Mom: I was very drunk...
Explains a lot...
My dad died the other day but, i was able to hear his last words"son are you still holding the ladder"
One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?" The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"
What’s better than winning a medal at the Paralympics?
Being able to walk
hey guys wish me luck on my game AI-Nassr vs RaedAl-Raed. and i have 604 million followers on instagram but we are not gonna be able to beat that but can we get to 69 followers please and thankyou
How are mountains able to see?
They peak!
If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.
They believe they are equal to men right? So they are able to fight back right? Then prove it! My EQUALITEHHHHHHHH
Carrie Underwood and ChatGPT are not the same. ChatGPT is able to create a soul.
A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.
Why are orphans only able to have iphone X's? because it doesnt have a home button
my opinion on abortion is very divided like, on the one hand I like the idea of killing babies but I'm not really into this thing about women being able to make choices
I like my women like I like my microwaves Hot, ready to go when I am, and able to kill any baby I put in her
I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
Man 1: Hey I heard you survived a school shooting, what was it like? Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere, I was only able to get a few of them.
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. (If I explain it, it won't make be funny this is a old joke my friend told me)
if my phone battery lasted as long as my relationship i would never be able to play my phone
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldent be able to find the home buton
