A teaher gives her kindergarden students four flavors of live savers and they have to guess the flavors the students guess cherry lime and orange. They dont know th last flavor. So the teacher gives them and hint and say its what your parents call each other. [honey] But a little girl shouts and says “ OMG there assholes.
"Doctor, I'm shrinking!" "Well, you'll just have to be a little patient."
teacher: "you know you can't sleep in my class" boy: " I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
There was a little kid crying in the park today, i askd him where his parents were. Now i realize, man i love my job
A little girl was sitting with some other kids, she thought to herself, I want to have kids when Im older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!🤣🤣
When I was a little boy I had this dream I was eating a giant marshmallow
When I woke I was being sexually abused
Everybody was kung flu dying It travelled as fast as lightning 2020 was expert timing In fact it was a little bit frightening
I'm a little piss baby! -dream
I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said; “Well, that’s a little condescending.”
As a little boy I walked in on my parents having intercourse one night, and of course, my parents stopped and sent me back to bed.
The next day my dad tells me "Don't worry son, I wasn't hurting mommy, we were just trying to make you a little sister."
So, when I was young I always wanted a pet. I then looked at my father and asked "Could you do mommy doggy style next time? I want a puppy."
You'd think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no... oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy
Did you hear about the gays that had a baby? It was a little shit
What did the pedophile say to the nut cracker? Aren't you a little to young to be doing that.
I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns
what does michael jackson get hicgh on? A LITTLE CRACK
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
A little riddle ... Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it? *time passes ... Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
