Slim jokes

why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.

Dear Slim Shady,

balls.

Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.

What is 6 inches and long?

A Slim Jim.

You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.

What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?

What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?

What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?

Slim Shady.

playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.

Why are people in Japan always skinny?

Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.

Yo mama is so skinny, she can dodge raindrops.

My Smoothie Ingredients: - Bananas - Strawberry - The Blood of my ex - Peanut Butter