If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favourite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?
I saw a little kid on their bike before. So i ran home to see if it was mine. Mine was still chained up, so we’re good.
So a girl goes to Santa in the mall, and Santa asks what she would like for Christmas. So the kid says: “a little sister”. So then Santa says: “bring me your mother!”
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
Why is a moon rock tastier than an earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school and the teacher replies "are you that same person who took Jimmy?" the man replies "yes" and the teacher says "Take susie too she's being a little bitch."
Jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun jack got mad kicked jill in the ass because she couldn't make him cum
My friends say they don’t like my skeleton puns.
I should put a little more backbone into them.
I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself,... That's a little condescending 😊
Alex: Dad can we get me a little brother from the orphanage? dad: Sure Alex! dad: Were here! orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now! Alex: Dad what is she talking about?!
So we were working with a new client at work and my boss farts, he said "a little gas never killed anyone
Mary had a little lamb chick chick bam no more lamb
Jack and jill popped some pills to get a little tipsy Jack got a surprise and blood shot eyes because jill gave him a roofie
When you accidentally wipe a little too hard and your finger goes up your bumhole, triggering flashbacks of when you were 10 and your uncle stayed a few weeks 😂
Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race. What is the order of finish?
1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way. 2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind. 3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke a little leaf,
Jack got high and dropped his fly,
and Jill said "Where’s The beef?"
Why did Mary have a little lamb 🐑? Because a big one was too much in bed.
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. *knock knock* Who's there! Not Sarah.
Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?
So she could feel like a little girl and fulfil her rape fantasy
The Sunday school teacher is a little concerned that his kids might be a little confused about Jesus so he asks his class, “where is Jesus today?”
Little Suzy replies, “He’s in heaven”
Little Mary replies, “He’s in my heart”
Little Johnny says, “He’s in the bathroom!”
The teacher says, “how do you know this?”
Then little Johnny says, “Well, every morning my father gets up, bang on the bathroom door, and yells, “Jesus Christ are you still in there!?”
