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Me seeing a little girl crying

The image shows a text conversation where a person sees a little girl crying near a grave and asks what's wrong. The girl replies that no one came to her funeral. Below the text there's a black and white photo of a young man with his eyes wide open. There is a text at the bottom of the image saying "Hold up".

Heroin Monkey

The image is a two-panel comic. In the first panel, Santa asks a young boy named Tommy what he wants for Christmas. Tommy replies that he wants a little brother. The second panel shows Santa with a woman. The tone is sexually suggestive.

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

Did Mary Have a Little Lamb?

A meme with a green dinosaur with a pondering expression. Above the dinosaur is the text: "If Mary gave birth to Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God..." Below the dinosaur is the text: "Did Mary have a little lamb?"

Heroin Monkey

A text message conversation. The first message says, "What's up?" The second says, "Dude, you're going to kill me. I was a little drunk last night and talking to your wife and I ended up banging her car in the driveway when I pulled out. I think I hit your daughter's bike too. I'll come fix it later, but please say sorry for me to your wife." The third message says, "Not delivered". The last message says "and your daughter".

The Unknown King of Moderation

The image shows two sides of a text message conversation between two people, with the text "No one: 11 yr old relationships:" above them.

GG Miller

LMAO

A man with a mustache looks annoyed. Text on top of the image: "When the funny mental health meme hits a little too close to home." Text at the bottom of the image: "- [laughs]"

The Radio Demon

Seal Vs Sea Lion

The image shows two cartoon drawings of a seal and a sea lion. The seal is labeled with "ABABABBA", "just a little guy", and "potato dog". The sea lion is labeled with "BORK BORK", "um spooky", and "man in a wetsuit".

freddyfatbear

bruh

The image is a four-panel grid with the text "Laughing at corona memes like". The first panel has "February" underneath and shows a grinning Kanye. The second panel has "March 1" and Kanye has a smirk. The third panel says "Last week" and shows Kanye with a slight frown. The fourth panel shows the same frown but with the text "This morning". The last panel says "A little later this morning", where Kanye looks a little more concerned.

Jazzy💕

NUTSHOT
IF YOU CAN'T REACH
THE SKY, AIM A LITTLE LOWER!

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a street sign that says "PUNKEYDOODLES Ave" and a stop sign. Above the image is the text: "When your friend punkeydoodles is acting a little too rowdy."

✨Jassy✨

hehe

A young boy with a slight smile on his face is shown. Above him in white text it says, "WHEN THE WEEDMAN," and below him, also in white text, it says "PUTS IN A LITTLE EXTRA."

Drakes Snake

FR

WHEN YOU ONLY HAVE
A LITTLE BIT OF JUICE LEFT

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

homuratrash:
guy at disney: sir? stitch, a small logic defying blue alien from outer fucking
space, needs a heterosexual romance
disney ceo: okay....but we gotta know she's Female, do u understand?
....she needs long antennae..like long hair..mascara...smooth chest that
sticks out a little more because we need to be reminded that she still got
titties even tho she's a tiny fucking alien
guy at disney: should we make her pink, sir?
disney ceo: ricky you goddamn genius. here are my keys. go to my house
and fuck my wife

Blach666

A text message conversation where the first person mentions seeing their uncle's lambs, then reveals that the uncle has 370 pregnant sheep, and finally asks if the recipient wants to know who the father is.

Heroin Monkey

A two-panel image of a man with glasses saying "I'll tell you a little secret about poorly cropped memes." The bottom panel is cropped closer to his face.

Wade

Ultra Instinct William

The image shows two panels. In the first panel, a black and white puppet-like character with red cheeks is surprised and asks, "No! It's impossible! H-how are you still alive?!" The second panel shows a character resembling Shaggy from Scooby-Doo, covered in fire, with a sly grin, saying, "By using 2% of my power, Charlie! Looks like you'll need more than a little fire to stop me now!"

Jazzy💕

Replying to @GreysABC
straight line:
dash line:
iconic line:
I go a little dark and twisty...but then I come back.
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4:13 PM 9 Mar 2019

Anonymous

Goober cat

My friend's cat lost his eye in.
a fight a while back. so he
gave him a false one to give
his confidence a little boost

tabs1528

WHEN MY BRAIN GOES
ON A LITTLE ADVENTURE
DW
INSTEAD OF ATTENDING THE
CONVERSATION I'M HAVING.

Anonymous

What # are you? Im 7

The image is a chart titled "A cat meows" with 7 possible reactions to a cat meowing. They are: "arnt you a little baby" #1, Pets the cat #2, Responds conversationally #3, Meows back #4, Ignores #5, Responds with insults but pets it anyway #6, and is afraid of cats #7.