Worst Jokes Ever
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, obviously not 10; my basement's still dark.
My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him!
How do parents punish a blind kid? They rearrange the furniture.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.
Why are lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
Who is the most horny and fat ass god?
Kim Jung Un.
What's the best way to catch a fish? Ask someone to throw it to you.
My son came to me depressed, so I pointed to the spare bedroom and said, "Hang in here, son."
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
Why are women’s feet so small?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
This is not a joke. Stop online dating.
What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
A child, molester, and priest walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
Lately, I’ve been wearing sunglasses when I have sex.
So I don’t get pepper sprayed.