Depression sucks and so do you
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school Because he cheated on a test
My wife told me to treat her like a princess so i got drunk and drove through the tunnel
Or is she asking her son, “Do you know Newton?” The boy said, “No, I don’t know.” She said to him, “If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!!” The boy said, “Ok, do you know Ikhlod?” She said to him, “No, who is she?” He said to her, “If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her.” The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.
people have been telling me that you can get things for free now
the other day i saw a sign saying " FREE PALESTINE "
Same old boring ass day, until a person Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention. He really shook things up today.
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
i told a joke at a funeral but no one laughed, one mf was ded tho💀
You're hairline is push backed farther than G.T.A. 6
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what's a depressed person's favorite game? hangman
Whats the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama? Answer: The family tree!
you only put your under name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad lefted you hahahah
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
What do you call a Legless Cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday. But, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
I told my friends that are gay that my hairlines straighter then he will ever be
Your so ugly that your birth certificate is an apology.
Marleigh is so fat and ugly
