Worst Jokes Ever
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
Yo mama is so dumb, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
The 5 year old with cancer is going through a mid-life crisis.
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
"Babe, is it in?" "Yeah." "Does it hurt?" "Uh-huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size."
I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.
Their life is a joke.
If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?
Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog!
Why is the German blind?
Because he's a "not see."
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
Today, I operated on a little girl. She needed O-negative blood. We didn’t have any, but her twin sister has O-negative blood. I explained to her that it was a matter of life and death. She sat quietly for a moment, and then said goodbye to her parents. I didn’t think anything of it until after we took her blood and she asked, “So when will I die?” She thought she was going to give her life for her sister. Thankfully they both died.
My wife hates that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and went right.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said there is no God. In 2018, God said there is no Steve Hawking.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.