What school can’t orphans go to?
Home school.
What school can’t orphans go to?
Home school.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"No Way Home."
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?
"Let's talk later, I need to catch a plane."
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.
What's the difference between a baby and a potato? 140 calories.
In preschool, I confessed my love to my crush, and she rejected me. As heartbroken as I was, I sucked it up and went back to teaching.
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
Q: Why did the orphan cross the road?
A: To get to the other side to find his parents.
There was no other side of the road.
My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’.
Now, my wrists look like a tiger.
What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultrygeist!
Walked in to a gun store, everything was half off.
I didn't know back-to-school shopping started.
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-est.