Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?

"Let's talk later, I need to catch a plane."

Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!

Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.

Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights?

Girl: No, how?

Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.

In preschool, I confessed my love to my crush, and she rejected me. As heartbroken as I was, I sucked it up and went back to teaching.

You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?

Q: Why did the orphan cross the road?

A: To get to the other side to find his parents.

There was no other side of the road.

My initials are K.M.C.

Which could also stand for "Kill Main Character".

Which I am planning to do in this book I’m writing.

I’m writing an autobiography.

The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...

"Catch you later!"

Walked in to a gun store, everything was half off.

I didn't know back-to-school shopping started.