What school can’t orphans go to?
Home school.
Worst Jokes Ever
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"No Way Home."
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?
"Let's talk later, I need to catch a plane."
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.
Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.
What's the difference between a baby and a potato? 140 calories.
In preschool, I confessed my love to my crush, and she rejected me. As heartbroken as I was, I sucked it up and went back to teaching.
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
Q: Why did the orphan cross the road?
A: To get to the other side to find his parents.
There was no other side of the road.
My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’.
Now, my wrists look like a tiger.
My initials are K.M.C.
Which could also stand for "Kill Main Character".
Which I am planning to do in this book I’m writing.
I’m writing an autobiography.
I bet emos get jealous when their phone dies.
What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultrygeist!
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
Walked in to a gun store, everything was half off.
I didn't know back-to-school shopping started.
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-est.
