Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some ROOT RHYMES.
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his rap sheet!
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?
No ballroom.
Beer Bottle: “You break me, you get one year of bad luck!”
Mirror: “You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!”
Condom: “Hahaha...”
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE through the BEATS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A rhyming parrot.
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)
To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some SICK WAVES!
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
To drop some SERIOUS wordplay!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They spit HOT FIRE!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil Sizzle.
Ugh, I hate anons, they're so anonnoying.