Worst Jokes Ever
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"
What starts with "N" and ends with "G?"
Nothing.
What do women and KFC have in common?
After you get done with the thighs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Gas is expensive nowadays.
In the 1940s, they got it for free.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?
One's a superhero, one's a command.
Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen.
How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned?
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
A mirror and a beer bottle are arguing.
The beer bottle says: "If you break me, you get one year of bad luck."
The mirror scoffs: "Oh, that's nothing. You break me and you get 7 years of bad luck."
The condom overhears these arguments and walks off laughing.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
What’s the difference between black matter and Black Lives Matter?
Black matter leaves an impact.
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes?
Oppenheimer
My son told me he has to bring an object for show and tell at school.
So I had him bring my wife.
I think God is cool with abortion.
After all, he did kill his only son.
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?
Throw them some laundry.
I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property.