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whats the difference between a lambo and a boner

your sister didnt give me a lambo

why couldn’t the chicken cross the road, why couldnt the pervert cross the road, cause his dick was in the chickens ass!

f... off

mum is the best

Confucius say, man who bite electric wire get shocking experience.

I was reading a book about anti-gravity, I couldn’t put it down!

How do you get ten babies in a bowl?

A blender.

How do you get them out?

Doritos.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

I don’t know, either. It depends on how hard you throw them.

counting my fingers and get nine why?

evan mom hot

rob got a bomb rpg 125 helth loss 1 victory royal f... run n....

y do people name a kid rob because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in there basement for a late night toy

are teacher said for two kids to stare at a wall no resson so i said hey wall dat ass flat like a pancake from mcdondles.

Which came first the chicken or the egg…

Eggs don’t cum

Q: What do you call a sad soda? A: Soda-pressing.

What did the knight say to his younger brother? “Good night.”

You expected a silly pun there, didn’t you? That’s pretty rude. It makes light of the struggles of being a knight. Especially a good knight.

Oh Hail no!!!

how many cats are in the human body none unless your Asian

Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?

Answer: Damn

why are we here