Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
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👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?
👬 Gay man On Penis.
I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.
How do you make a sad person jump?
A bridge.
How to kill a blind person.
Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it.
It was quite strange until I realized it was Alfie's mum.
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.
Lions = gay pride.
What is the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One of them is wanted.
What makes you guys high?
I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
My dad is unlucky.
A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.
One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”