whats the difference between a lambo and a boner
your sister didnt give me a lambo
why couldn’t the chicken cross the road, why couldnt the pervert cross the road, cause his dick was in the chickens ass!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don’t know, either. It depends on how hard you throw them.
y do people name a kid rob because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in there basement for a late night toy
are teacher said for two kids to stare at a wall no resson so i said hey wall dat ass flat like a pancake from mcdondles.
What did the knight say to his younger brother? “Good night.”
You expected a silly pun there, didn’t you? That’s pretty rude. It makes light of the struggles of being a knight. Especially a good knight.