Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?

The grass was tickling his balls.

It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."

My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?

"Let's talk later, I need to catch a plane."

Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!

Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.

Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights?

Girl: No, how?

Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.

In preschool, I confessed my love to my crush, and she rejected me. As heartbroken as I was, I sucked it up and went back to teaching.

You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?

Q: Why did the orphan cross the road?

A: To get to the other side to find his parents.

There was no other side of the road.

My initials are K.M.C.

Which could also stand for "Kill Main Character".

Which I am planning to do in this book I’m writing.

I’m writing an autobiography.